damnyell

My name is danielle. 25 years young. I'm lame, and I love it. jetlife. server life. leo. I have a dirty mouth. boo'd up. I speak the truth. WEED.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via stillsophosticated)

thatfunnyblog:

 

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via ruinedchildhood)

th3-b34st-k1ng13:

I miss this show :/

(via fullhearted)

highinbc:

stonerthings:

Same

I’m with Kroll.

highinbc:

stonerthings:

Same

I’m with Kroll.

(via fullhearted)

(Source: meme-face1, via alpha-ohmega)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via nataliemeansnice)

(Source: ouijaghoul, via bacongoddess)

i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

(via bacongoddess)

monicalewinsky1996:

i hate cats but this guy looks cool as hell

monicalewinsky1996:

i hate cats but this guy looks cool as hell

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Why yes, Plus Size Brand, I would love to buy a shapeless white tshirt with some huge lettering and an animal print. no plus size person ever (via femmadilemma)

(via lady-chub)

adancersdiary0:

universecity88:

Black male doctors nothing more dangerous than educated black men

My panties just got wet… Educated black men will do that to me.

(via lady-chub)

Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

fatbabe4alwayz:

the-real-criminal:

brittholycum:

i see this AFTER DELETING 2,000 PICTURES

LOL ALREADY AHEAD UDDAGAME

I already deleted a whole bunch of pictures, BUT I really needed to anyways. 

(Source: lloydtheabstrac)